Knit Trauma


knit trauma is the situation that obsessive knitters often find themselves in, when they already have several knitting projects on the go, yet feel the urge to go out and buy more knitting patterns, yarn, etc… they are then in a double-edged scenario: ‘do i begin my new project, or finish my haf-finished ones?’
lady 1: “oh no! what do i do?”
lady2: “what’s up?”
lacy 1: “suffering a severe knit trauma here!”

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