Knitted Underwear


a slang term from south england referring to any girl who doesn’t shave or trim her pubic hair, or who has quite a large amount of p-b-s.
henry: i say old chap, i hear lady gifford goes for the au naturelle look “down there”, if one knows what i mean?

charles: i’ll say! i heard from lord gifford you can never tell when she’s naked, for it always seems she is wearing knitted underwear!

henry: quite so old bean!

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