knittel


a term used to describe a co-rs- or rude person, especially with respect to highly technical topics. nick burns, your company’s comuter guy series of skits on sat-rday night live perfectly describes someone knittel in nature.

that help desk operator was being a complete knittel…he could have at least been polite in helping me fix my computer.

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