Knivsta


knivsta is a postapocalyptic town somewhere in the middle of sweden, pretty much totally isololated from the outside world. people living there agree that they would much rather have a condo in new jersey or stab themselves in the d-ck/best cooking hand than living another day in knivsta. a long history of famine and insationable l-sts for incestrual activities has left knivsta severely lacking the standard number of attractive swedish women, the average now being 5, wich is a british 8 to be fair. with a high rate of suicide and crime, including murder, arson, theft, armed robbery, damage to personal property, -ssault, and indecent exposure(most common), knivsta struggles to rival with cities like detroit and baghad when it comes to public safety.
-man look at that chick, d-mn she´s ugly!
-dude she´s from knivsta..
-oh

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