knob eye

the art of poking an erect p-n-s into someones eye for a laugh and then shouting about it.
while enjoying a bit of foreplay, he thought it would be funny to kn-b eye his girlfriend.
a phrase usually used in the north of england to describe a man who is not particularly intelligent, who may frequently use r-t-rded comments, and who may be considered arrogant and c-cky by those in close proximity.

does not require the recipient to actually have kn-bs for eyes, but can be used in the same sense as the term “kn-bhead”, or “d-ckhead”.

can also be used as a term of affection between close friends.
example 1:
dave: “i think that drunk b-tch is hot”.
kim: “dave, stop being such a kn-b eyes”.

example 2:
“what are you looking at kn-b eyes?”

example 3:
“come on kn-b eyes, lets play pool”.
an insulting term, mainly used by the duffy of uttoxeter, staffs to express anger or distress.

see also c-ckeye
f-cking h-ll, what you drank all the jack daniels for? you f-cking kn-beye!

that sarah mellor is a f-cking kn-b eye, i really do wanna stab her.

alex reid is such a kn-b eye.
its what you call somebody with a kn-b for eyes, or looks at kn-bs a lot (kn-b meaning w-lly, not door handle)
or if someone is generally acting a tw-t
lizzie- what does high voltage taste like?

fenn- shut up kn-beyes

lizzie- what does kn-beyes mean?

fenn- check urban dictionary now you -ssqueef…