knob job


a.) oral s-x performed on a man in which the performer centers their attention just to the head of the p-n-s. also referred to as ” polishing a door kn-b”.
b.) common practice of a female lowering her v-g-n- over an automobile’s gear shift kn-b, usually done after coming home without getting laid or having a fetish for auto-erotica.
c.) the twisting of the hand around the male p-n-s, especially over the head, as if turning a door kn-b, during the performance of oral s-x or masturbation.
judy told cindy that she had to kn-b job her gear shift last night because she was so h-rny.

barbara told her date that if he didn’t f-ck her she would ride the gear shift(kn-b job).

sharon can’t suck c-ck worth a sh-t; she a kn-b jobber.

linda jacked me off so hard last night, i thought she would tear my kn-b off.
another name for a handjob. also can be referred to as a kj.
we went into the hotdog stand and she gave me a kn-bjob.
a bl-wj-b
he went in the back for a kn-b job.
a total pain in the -ss. one whose att-tudes and behaviors are negatively affecting a situation.
i can’t stand hanging out with peter today. that guy is being a real kn-b job.
a s-xual act between two consenting h-m-s-xuals. one man places his erect p-n-s out and places the palm of his hand on top of the p-n-s. another man places his erect p-n-s below the other man’s p-n-s with the palm of his hand underneath his own p-n-s – both men applying pressure against the two p-n-ses. the two men then grind backwards and forwards until both -j-c-l-t-.
hey mark, my -ss is feeling a bit sore tonight, fancy a kn-bjob instead?
a bl-w j-b hog smoking
many b-tches enjoy giving a kn-b job, while all guys enjoy receiving a kn-b job!
type of haircut that looks like the end of a p-n-s
‘hey steve that dude has a mean kn-bjob’

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