Knobchops


when you bite someones d-ck
first person “man! heard that babe gave you head last night”
second person “yeah bro but she kn-b chopped me, b-tch”
2 more definitions
someone who is a bit of a t-t.
i don’t like him, he’s a bit of a kn-bchops…
a bit of a muppet, who no-one really likes, but you just put up with because you can laugh at him when he thinks you are laughing with him when he tells a(nother bad) joke.
“that tom, he’s a right kn-b-chops. bad jokes and even worse back-hair, but a least you’ll be able to have a laugh.”

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