Knock Knock Boobie Rock
as popularized by the “worst wedding dj ever! (original)” video found on youtube, this move of unparalleled gumption and rhythm requires walking up to your significant other and essentially playing the congos with their b–bies.
the move can only be employed at weddings while listening to phil collins’, “in the air tonight,” thus making it extremely rare to be seen.
“honey, did you just see the perfectly executed knock knock b–bie rock?”
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