Knocked it up a notch
when someone lists reasons why they hate you, then change the running order. for example, move reason #3 to reason #1.
bender: so it’s settled! elzar will teach me to cook.
elzar: absolutely not.
bender: aw, come on, i watch your show. you owe me!
elzar: i owe you nothing. for starters your antenna’s in my crotch, also i hate you, and finally, you can’t cook for squat.
bender: (he cries) what was the first one again?
elzar: i hate you.
bender: i thought that was the number two.
elzar: i knocked it up a notch! bam!!
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