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• righteous gargle

  dunking your whole head in the holy water font at a catholic church because you were in a hurry to confess to performing oral s-x and you wanted to get that taste out of your mouth first, or because you didn’t have time to brush your teeth after eating the nasty garlic chicken at that […]

• shih factor

  an annoyance unlike any other. a subtle humming noise with short hair.

• vcal

  an acronym for the victorian certificate of attempted learning. this can also be used as a derogatory term in replacement of any indecent language. vcal! why is this wrong? i need to take a vcal. why the vcal are you doing that beth? beth, you are pure vcal.

• Wangism

  1. a person or dumb -ss who enters into an already established flow of conversation; breaking dialogue amongst people within the group with causes stemming from his own stupidity, illogical reasoning, vague statements and immaturity. w-ngism has been seen causing annoyances beyond belief, de-friending of facebook within his own group, and in more serious cases […]

• Kungfident

  to have studied enough for a difficult test that you think you can ace it. derived from the fact that most people from the far east, or who have ancestors from the far east, can outdo other races academically. and that kung-fu is from the eastern hemisphere. guy-i’m jittery as sh-t about this ap human […]

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