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• farknard

  1. (n) an extremely stupid person in the phillipines. 2. (v) acting in a stupid way in the phillipines. hey josh, look at that farknard put his tongue on that stick! so stupid! another way just to say f-cking r-t-rd a-you farknarded b-tch b-you did not just call me a f-cking r-t-rd! f-ck you

• Farting in a Bottle

  the only joy i have left. it makes a distinct sound that you must hear to believe. d-mn, i can’t afford cable anymore, time to increase my farting in a bottle quotient.

• Fart candy

  a type of candy that makes you fart and keep farting. used as a joke that you can get on someone else or eat yourself and desturb a whole cl-ss in school. it can be found in some novalty catallogs and on the net ect. that fart candy joke was really funny.

• mojovationless

  the instantaneous loss of all motivation and mojo. i got pwned at guitar hero…i feel so mojovationless now.

• Mommyfriend

  girlfriend or female companion of a man (usually in his 20’s) who is at least twice age. not to be confused with a cradle schnitzel, as in this case, the man is enamored by older women. a bit less extreme than a gerontophile. look, is that pete and his mum? nope, that his mommyfriend.

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