knotts island
a small town in currituck county nc. the best place in the world. no n-gg-rs allowed. some people call it “the vape town”. this sh-t is lit up in this b-tch. come on down to have the best time of your life. if you live in va or currituck and have not been to knotts island your life sucks. every guy on knotts island has a huge d-ck.
jim bob:bro where should we go party and have the best day of my f-cking life.
tim: bro let’s go to knotts island that place is lit
jim bob:ok let me grab my vape
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