Knox on the Door


when you or a small girl scout knocks on a strangers door to sell some cookies, and immedeately about 16 german sheppards attack the door, growling and barking in a rabbid fashion. then a deranged man in a wife-beater, comes out with a shot-gun and tells you to run off. reminding you of fort knox.
girl scout 1: “i hope this nice man buys at least one cookie, so that i can afford a new shirt, other than this one i’ve been wearing since i was 2.”

girl scout 2: “i hope this isnt one of those knox on the door. i just want to sell one cookie.”

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