Knuckle-dusting
v. the act of female masturbation so frequent and furious that one’s knuckles become raw from constant friction and moisture.
“while my partner was away for the summer, i spent my days and nights totally knuckle-dusting the sh-t out of myself”.
“the pain of knuckle-dusting is nothing compared to the pain of loneliness and celibacy”.
“knuckle-dusting is the chain-smoking of s-x”.
when a loved one or significant other won’t help a bro out and he’s forced to knuckle his own junk. said bro shoots baby batter into his own hand and allows it to dry. the following morning punches the unwillingly partic-p-nt from the night before creating an eruption of c-m dust shooting from his knuckles.
liz wouldn’t go down on mike, so he gave her a full-on knuckledusting the next morning.
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