Koala Wank


where a girl effectivley hugs the p-n-s similar to the t-t w-nk but with more cwtching. similar to how a koala climbs a tree
patch: “dude i got a dutch rudder last night!”
jamie: ” thats nothing i got a koala w-nk!!!”

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