Kobe Kid


a term used for fans of kobe bryant (known for rape in colorado)who dont neccessarily like the lakers, just kobes b-lls in their mouth. they are usually wrong, and h-m-, and are easy to own on message boards.
the kobe kid eagerly waited to lick j-zz from kobes leaking -n-s after gay s-x.

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