Kobe “Scooby Doo” Bryant


one who licks his face more than a dog. it can either be with one big tongue swipe in a circular motion covering the entire facial area, or a flurry of smaller licks as if he is trying to eat his own lips.
kobe “scooby doo” bryant had a press conference today, and showed the world how to eat your own face while speaking.

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