Koivu
a dirty, dirty, dirty, wh-r-. most likely large and redheaded. native to the backwoods and mountainous areas near chattanooga, but whose extended range can reach northern tennessee near harriman. been known to receive big-ss discounts at the golden gallon. if you come across koivu, run immediately. do not make eye contact with the creature…as doing so may give you herpagonasphillat-tus of the eyes. if you do see a koivu….jab sticks into your eyes…not 100% necessary…but you will probably want to.
i went to pizza hut the other day and this nasty looking koivu gave me herpagonasphillat-tus of the eyes and i gouged my eyes out.
slang for gonorrhea
i gave this girl koivu last night
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