Kolevian


eccentrically surreal, daft, and/or brain numbingly odd. typically applied to describe situations of an unsettlingly bizarre nature; usually involving a combination of two or more ideas, objects, or situations interacting in a disturbingly strange fashion that often ignores conventional common sense or tastefulness.
that video where agamemnon sings and dances with a slice of meat was very kolevian.

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