Koljan


a person that hates mondays.
guy#1: i hate mondays
guy#2: you’re such a koljan…

guy#3: (walks up…) hey dudes… can i b-m a cigarette?? it taste good afta’ fried chicken and waffles… umm hmm.

guy#1: no dude, we don’t have menthols here and i don’t like monday’s.

guy# 3: ah man, why you trippin’? you a koljan or sumthin?
guy#2: hey dude. he said he doesn’t like monday’s… so get out of here.
guy#3 aaaallright, yo. i’m going, yo.

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