Kolles
the fattest douchebag you have ever met. a large, troubled man who, though likable, has problems in many areas of his life, the most annoying of which is that he can’t direct a marching band worth cr-p. he feasts on twinkies and other unhealthy snacks, while he yells at innocent children”
you just pulled a kolles!
norwegian synonym for the male genitalia
han hadde stor kølle.
a botle of cheep wine used as a b-tt plug.
eb was farting alote and we told him to put a kolles up his -ss.
a kolle is the most awesome thing in the world. of anything. ever.
– wow, what’s that? it’s f-cking awesome!
– i don’t know. at least it’s not awesome enough to be a kolle.
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