Köln Gusher Effect


1. a side-effect arising from a female foreign exchange student, alienated by language barriers, deciding to spend the semester in her bedroom, auto-stimulating.

2. a prog-rock band from wisconsin.
“my g-d, dude! we slept together once before she left, but now she’s returned there is a serious köln gusher effect going on!”
“hot! did you have a towel?”

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