Kolton H


the s-xiest person alive who all girls wanna rip his pants off and blow him crazy!
sum chick- g-dd-mn! that is one s-xy m-f-!

another chick- yeah its kolton i wanna rip his pants off and blow him crazy!
a person who enjoys heavy metal and if you talk sh-t about slipknot he will kick your b-tch -ss. all the chicks want his c-ck but he doesnt give it to the preppy snotty -ss b-tches. they can go f-ck themselves. he only goes for ones whos head isnt up their -ss
cheerleader: hey kolton, i want your c-ck!
kolton: f-ck off, dumb b-tch.
gothic chick: hey kolton, i want your c-ck too!
kolton: ok.
smells really bad and likes it up the b-tt from pinto!?!?!?!?!?
this is the kid who likes to lick dead animals and puke all over them?!!??!?!

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