Komodo Dragon
much like the angry dragon, when the girl is blowing you and your about to c-m thrust your d-ck into the back of her throat causing the c-m to exit through her nose… unlike the angry dragon when you thrust, you cause her to puke all over your d-ck.
i threw the b-tch off my boat after i gave her the komodo dragon.
unlike the popular angry dragon-esque komodo dragon, this s-xually enticing activity requires much more skill to perform. when both partners are ready for intercourse, one leaves the room saying that they need to get one more thing first. the other partner lays in bed ready for the tease to be over. the partner then returns to the room with a real komodo dragon, unleashes it into the room, and locks the door. after a bl–dy battle to the death, the victor receives s-xual favors from the partner outside during the commotion. however, this practice normally turns out fatal for both partners. i mean come on, you can’t win a fight with a komodo dragon, and i dare you to try to f-ck one.
its a komodo dragon! kill it and we’ll f-ck 😉
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