Komoka Staple-Gun
while engaging in oral s-x 69-style, the instigator unlatches just before the point of climax and delivers a quick punch or karate chop to their partner’s genitals, catching them entirely by surprise and causing their pelvic muscles to constrict, resulting in an intense -rg-sm for the provocateur.
“last week, celine and i were going at it sixty-nine when i gave her a komoka staple-gun. it was late so i went home and she hasn’t returned my calls since.”
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while engaging in oral s-x 69-style, the instigator unlatches just before the point of climax and delivers a quick punch or karate chop to their partner’s genitals, catching them entirely by surprise and causing their pelvic muscles to constrict, resulting in an intense -rg-sm for the provocateur.
“last week, celine and i were going at it sixty-nine when i gave her a komoka staple-gun. it was late so i went home and she hasn’t returned my calls since.”
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