kong donking


the act of when a woman, with a full bush, puts a peeled banana in the v-g-n- then a willing male or female hits them in the v-g-n- violently screaming “you stole my banana h–rd!” (if the female -rg-sms, the male or female must proudly pound his or her chest while screaming as loud as they can)
i was kong donking all last night and she made me clean it up

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