Koob
any person bearing this moniker is likely to be one of the most interesting people you will ever meet. you never forget a koob.
guy 1: did you hear that story koob told?
guy 2: totally! i still don’t believe he did that!
guy 1: i didn’t either, but then he showed me pictures.
guy 2: what are the odds of finding 4 chicks who are that flexible, and that freaky, at one church function?
2 more definitions
short for “kid b–bs.”
i wish i had dd’s like janelle, but i only have koobs.
“book” spelled backwards
wanna koob it?
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