Koochie Flu


slang term for a contagious case of chicken pox that harbors in the v-g-n-.
man: ” hey man i need to ask a personal question, i have a b-tchin rash on my magic stick and i have no idea what it is.” reply “does it look like peanut brittle, fish n chips or birthday cake?” man: ” none of those, it looks like i got beat with a rake.” reply ” oh yes that’s the koochie flu.”

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