Koof


at wall high school, it means “just kidding” or “psych!”
-“dude i banged your girlfriend this weekend”
“are you f-cking kidding me!?”
-“koof!”
the hair surrounding a nipple.
my koofs were getting mad long so i had to trim them lol.
noun-
1. the male equivalent of “c-nt.”
can be used to describe either gender if one is uncomfortable with using the word “c-nt.”

2. thing.

3. v-g-n-

adjective- (koofy)
1. sl-tty/easy
noun:
1. man that guy is such a koof, he cheated on his girlfriend three times.

2. hey, what was that koof you got stuck in your koof last week at the koof?

3. i’ve really been craving some koof lately.

adjective:
1. man that girl is so koofy, she let me into her koof on the first date.
the literal definition is to shoot/hit something living so hard and in such a way that the body above the waist is blown into bits while the waist down remains mostly intact. it can be used in slang terms to describe any kind of violent killing however and as an onomonopia in the same situations.
the shotgun i got in borderlands koofs most enemies if i aim for their torso.
1. the p-ssing of gas
2. inappropriate person
1. chelsea just koofed , it smells badly
2. that koof failed college twice already
short for “kufar.” derogatory term for no-muslim or non-observant muslim.
don’t invite him to study. he’s a koof.
anything good, escpecially used in sports. origins from the sound that a basketball makes as it goes through a hoop, and a player may call “koof” when he takes the shot. however, the term may be applied to any success or good thing.
person 1: i got an a on that math test!
person 2: koof!

“that was a koof game of baseball.”

“that chick was looking pretty koof today”

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