pr*nounced “c*ck”, it means to be sun burnt so bad that it aches to move. and any soap your body touches burns your skin as if it is acid!
“i got koqu while on vacation and it hurts really bad!!”

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    a nasty smelling fart someone turns loose of in church, but won’t own up to, and totally goes against going to church in the first place. martha: “pssst! marvin, did you just fart?” marvin: “you know me better than that! there’s no way i’d let a pew fart in church.”

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    graffiti – usually poorly drawn, worn down graffiti in bad neighborhoods. i can’t help but inquire the future social implications derived from that ghetto literature.

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    the act of masturbating whilst aboard a railroad train. “it will be a five hour train ride. i am hiding in the lavatory rail-bating.”

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    similar to a bootycall, but a call for feet instead. having a attraction to footjob s*x. ” hey tammy hook me up with a footcall!”

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