koralis is the nicest girl you’ll meet, she’s pretty, loves ice cream and cats. she can be shy when you first meet her, but after you get to know her, you’ll know she is really awesome. her boyfriend likes to brag about him finding the cutest girl in the world.
-yo? see that girl right there?
-the pretty one, koralis right?
-yeah, that’s my girlfriend. you jealous?
-d*mn, i am.
- lavish c*cks
a group of bad*ss guys. they are a cool, laid back band of brothers who would die and sacrifice themselves for another member. boy: who are those cool guys over there? father: those are the lavish c*cks son, i was never cool enough to become one… boy: one day i will become a c*ck just […]
- law of conservation of *ss
the law of conservation of *ss states that women can be changed from one att*tude into another, ethnicity combinations can be separated or made, and pure females can be corrupted, but the total amount of *ss remains constant. on earth the amount of *ss remains constant as women gain *ss as much as they loose. […]
that little b*tch you sat next to in 3rd grade “leezette get the f*ck outta here”
- lurch and chill
sitting in the front seat of a car and partic*p*ting in any number of activities, including cuddling, kissing and talking. hey, do you want to lurch and chill tonight?