Korean Missile Crisis
the moment you are frantically trying to flush a toilet full of your own diarrhea, because you have an uncontrollable urge to vomit into said toilet. this usually is preceded by a night of drinking soju (or other alcohol) and eating korean food (or other spicy ethnic food)
aar: how was last nights dinner?
kas: great, but it ended in a korean missile crisis
aar: oh…
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