kortana


kortana holds the key to you heart, is the most loyal person you will meet and is hotter then a jalapeno pepper, you will never want her to leave you because if you hurt her she will stab you in the back
guy 1: oh my god look at kortana can’t she just marry me already .
guy 2: yea your right kortana is soooo hot !

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