Kouros


when someone, usually a teenage boy, approaches a girl they have the pickles for and shamelessly flirts with them, ultimately ending with an invitation to join them down the woods with a bottle of vodka, hoping for a bl-wj-b.
sh-t, that boy’s doing a kouros!
the rather unpleasent prank of wiping your index finger inside your -n-s crack and wiping said finger across the top lip of your unfortunate victim. named after the foul smelling 90s aftershave kouros.
mick just gave me a kouros! now my top lip smells of sh-t.

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