Kowabunga Fap


the act of masturbating in the tune of the theme song of teenage mutant ninja turtles. finally you -j-c-l-t- as the theme song says “turtles in a half sh-ll.”
me and my girlfriend were messing around and i “kowabunga fapped” in her face.

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