kozlowed
getting so drunk that you wake up on someone you have never met’s couch, wondering around saying “h-llo, where am i?”, and proceeding to exit the building in search of landmarks to find your way home.
pete: “man, i just walked back from some random residence at laurier, woke up on a couch in someones room, no idea how i got there, no idea who’s place it was, i started knocking on doors asking where i was and no one answered so i went outside trying to figure out where the h-ll i was…”
grant: “sounds like you got kozlowed…”
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