kozub


a noun meaning “not from this world”. a kozub is a man who only exists in folklore and legends. one cannot properly put a kozub into words. he is the human equivalent of a unicorn.

his hair gleams with morning dew and whispered promises through quivering lips.
even if a kozub wears gl-sses, they cannot hide the ever-present, cheeky twinkle in his eye.

a kozub is the perfect blend of michelangelo, beyoncé, and jeff foxworthy; who can ask for more?
everyone: “a kozub, omg, can i have your autograph? will you sign my baby?”
the kozub: “…oh!”
the awesome word that means awesome-rightieousnessess
zooey and kira are so kozub!!!

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