KPM Islander
a well known pacific islander aka:
1)k-mar
2)islander
3)turban wearing f-ck
4)b-tch monkey
5)alaskan pipe packer
6)alabamian hot pocket muncher
7)c-cktimus prime
8)pillow biter
9)poo pirate
10)sausage jockey
11)recieving end of a bert
brian: hey adam can you hang out tonight?
adam: i can’t i have to work from 7:30-11:00
brian: holy bageezes you are a kpm islander!
adam: o k.
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