krakauer


q: would you rope up with jon krakauer?
a: only if he leads so he can’t stab me in the back.

definition: backstabber, hatchet job in media
did you see that dude get krakauered on the news last night? man, what a hachet job!
see above definition; also newly divorced bull-dyk-. her b-tch finally grew a pair and told the man-hater to eat sh-t.
“hey, i realized you are a hockey playing guy and i am married to a man, i will never speak to you again, please don’t kick my -ss”
a hockey playing, man-hating, bad teaching, mung loving, bull-dyk- who makes children cry in their sleep on the entire western hemisphere; also: krack wh-r-
“dude, i saw krakauer last night…”
“i’m sorry, here is a razorblade, let it go.”

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