krankenstache
when a person takes a b-mp of their favorite powder (usually meth, but can also be cocaine or china white), and some falls on their top lip or mustache. severe cases can resemble a “milk mustache”. pr-nounced like “crank-in-stash”.
“bro, wipe off that krankenstache before your girl comes in the room.”
“sir, i’m going to need you to empty your pockets for me.”
“why?”
“you are wearing a krankenstache around in public; i feel you may be holding.”
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