Kreiner Hat Trick


in football, when player scores a touchdown and intercepts a p-ss in the same game, then gives his opponent a post-game consolation bl-w j-b in the ultimate display of athletic prowess and sportsmanship. mustachioed bl-w j-bs are obviously preferred, though they are not necessary to complete the hat trick.
keanu was so upset after the heart-breaking loss, evan had no choice but to complete the kreiner hat trick right there in the end zone.

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