Kreptune
the semi-evil younger brother of neptune, lord of the sea. he is much less well known in ancient folklore, but is known to have spoken with a pr-nounced lisp. while the symbol of neptune is the three pr-nged trident, kreptune was bestowed with the lesser two pr-nged bident, a smaller version of which is now used to skewer olives for c-cktails and the like. kreptune is the nerd of roman mythology, never quite keeping up with the rest socially.
bob: who is your favorite roman g-d?
berta: kreptune all the way. he has the bident.
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