krerp
to krerp (or to be krerping) is a solo-erotic act.
the krerpee is stripped naked and covered in a lubricant – water based is best for continual use of kerping equipment. then multiple inflatable ‘bouncy b-lls’ (typically 30cm in diameter and found in most supermarkets in the toy or kid’s section) are placed in a sleeping bag. the krepee then get inside the sleeping bag with the b-lls, and moves in such ways that stimulate bodily functions.
“mavis was shocked to find her husband rolling around on the floor krerping off when she got home early.”
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