Krimshy Cake
when you fill an old top hat with cream cheese, ecstasy, chipmunk sperm, and p-b-s from an asian women. you then stir it up and pour the mixture into a tub, that you let a hooker with aids wash her v-g-n- in. then scoop up the remaining mix with a cake pan, and bake it. when its done, frost it, and give it to the head of math club for lunch.
that boy just gave me a krimshy cake and it was delicious!
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