Kringling


the new planking! the art of kringling is to sit across the lap or knee of a stranger as if they are kris kringle. a proper ‘kringle’ catches it’s target by surprise and is most effective when executed in unique scenarios.
otis and brittney got into the holiday spirit by kringling people at the mall last weekend, he even kringled the kringle himself and she sat on a panther’s player’s lap to kringle him, but she may or may have not just been flirting. kiss951.radio.com/2011/12/01/holiday-planking-kringling-is-the-new-fad/

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