Kris Opeda


noun.
the most social forensics kid/spick ever. accussed of, and proven, to also have an odd fear of people. excels at forensics activities, has great taste in music, uses larger words than the average, and has an extremely cold room that is also a garage.
kris opeda: hi, i’m kris opeda. if meeting people were an event, i would win.

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