Krispy Kreme

noun – a donut, once eaten, makes the victim want more.
she always brings a stash of krispy kremes in the morning for breakfast.
police hangout
they all ate at krispy kreme.
donuts so good, you’ll suck a d-ck.
“come on man, open up, man! give me one more donut! i’ll do anything! i’ll suck your d-ck!”

-man knocking at a krispy kreme resturant at 3am in the morning
the undisputed donut of the g-ds.
when presented with a choice between krispy kreme donuts and a beautiful woman, a smart man will choose krispy kreme donuts every time; both can be quite delicious, but the krispy kreme donuts will never expect a diamond in return.
the most delicious circular morsel to hit planet earth in the recent past. so savory, each bite would be relished for sure by homer simpson.
the “hot doughnuts now” sign is blinking! free donut, hot & fresh, for everyone!!
without a doubt, the world’s best rapper. one time, he was swallowed by an anaconda snake. he then told the snake, that, he the snake had indeed made a great big mistake. all he had to do was go like “this” and just like that he killed him with his fist. this proves that krispy kreme is indeed the best rapper.
tom: “hey, did you hear about this rapper named krispy kreme?”

bill: “no”

tom: “he has 400 cars, 400 scars with 400 guitars. he has 400 houses, with 400 mouses and 400 houses. also, compared to him, jay-z is lazy.”
the best doughnut in the world.
those original glazed krispy kreme doughnuts are superb!

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