a b*tch who dosent believe anything you say
look at krista summers over there she looks like a golem *ss b*tch
- colton's p*n*s
very small and unsatysfying the feeling of sandpaper my boyfriend has a colton’s p*n*s.
- suck dude
a shock gif of a person sucking his own c*ck john: have you seen suck dude? ashton: are you kidding, i did it!
- perfect political storm
perfect political storm: when sociopolitical conditions are such that one political ideology overwhelmingly consumes the populace and swallows up or destroys any ideological opposition. the n*z* party was a perfect political storm that swallowed germany.
- mexican magic trick
this cl*ssic involves faking a severe heart attack right before climaxing. as she’s picking up the phone and dialing 911, you dump your load on the back of her head and run out the door. the last time i performed a mexican magic trick was when i had a one-night stand with the waitress we […]