Kristinitis


the glossy shine one gets around their face immediately after performing oral s-x on a red-headed female. caused from v-g-n-l secretions left over from the act.
“yo, i think i just got to third base.”
“no sh-t, you got kristinitis all over your face! someone needs to get you a washcloth”

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