Kristinpher


1.) the coolest most sicknasty human being ever to walk the planet. kristinphers are made up of three parts (love for jesus, love for family, and love for friends) and a few other awesome materials such as a crazy sense of humor, and hormones it can’t control. you never see a kristinpher in the wild without a raygun.

2.) epic win
kristinpher rocks the freaking world on a pretty consistant basis.

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